This Week at the Looney Bin

Maria: "I need to find my wax strips. I'm getting chinny hair. I feel like i'm getting a beard."

Deafening silence from the other cubicle monkeys. What do you say to that? "Really? What about your bikini area? Please be sure to keep me informed of any and all progress made w/ your body hair growth, because I AM interested."

Another tidbit to give you some insight into Maria. Her ringtone for the longest time was "Down with the Sickness" by Disturbed, a song which takes me back to the summer I turned 21 and listened to rock, due in part to loser boyfriend at the time. Reminder, in case you've forgotten: Maria is at least 50. I guess she really liked this song if she's still listening to it 9 years later. Anyhow, me thinks that having Down with the Sickness coming out of your cubicle at full blast no fewer than 10 times a day at work is not so appropriate, but what do I know? You'll be glad to know that she has seen the error of her ways and has now changed her ring tone to the one on the Geico commerical. http://www.geico.com/about/commercials/?video=Ringtones Ringitty dingy ding ding dong, ringatty ding ding dong, ringy dingy ding ding dong! And she laughs hysterically every time it goes off and allows it to continue to ring for awhile before answering, so that we can all get the full effect.

God, I love my life! TGIF!