It's always appropriate to talk about...

Jell-o shots in an office.

Highlights from last Friday:

Maria: "Oh my God. My godson's birthday is today and he called me at 7:30 (a.m.) asking me to make jell-o shots for tomorrow night."

Audrey: "Tonight?"

Maria: "Oh good grief, no! The only way I could do that is if I had liquid nitrogen!"

Audrey can't help but think that Maria has probably made jell-o shots on short notice at some point in her life.

More alcohol-related blather: Maria at approximately 5:15 p.m. on Friday calling her various credit card companies to see how close she is to her limit so that she knows how much she has to spend on margaritas at Taco Cabana after work.

Maria: "Only $2?! Dang, they're all about the same. I've put them in my wallet in order of the credit card limit left."

Wow, just wow.